Mistaken Identity
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled
over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for
his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she
had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top
drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside
table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a
framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began
to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired
nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to
him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at
all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is
he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl
replied, "That's me before the operation."
